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IVAN SSEMWANGA TAKES MIKE EZRA.

Not only having the sexy rich lady in town(zari),Ivan well-known for his posh cars such as Benz convertible,hammer all registered in his name IVAN and 8 respectively,owing large shopping mall,supermarkets,and collages in Durban, Capetown and Johannesburg of south Africa.

He has made record after breaking mike Ezra’s record.There are two things that flash into ones mind when another talks about t mike Ezra,The first one is when he sat in  a tartan track at Namboole stadium when he was watching a football  match between the Uganda cranes and the national team of Niger.He arrived in a chartered chopper surrounded by over ten bouncers,The second image is of him addressing journalists at Emin pasha hotel behind a Heep of dollars  he said was totaling to three million US dollars.

For some one who at one time threatened to buy a UK based foot ball team o f Leeds  u nite worth $60m,only to start issuing fake and bouncing cheques,and later his detention in Nairobi of Kenya over a debt  of 116million tells us a grace to grass story.

Ivan ssemwanga has also started up his swag when he stormed Nambole stadium in a chopper also surrounded by8 body guides ,All along he was waited by his hammer out side the stadium that transported him up to inside the stadium.Ivan spent over eighty million shillings ,He transported his South Africa based Ugandans,bought air tickets and also paid hotel expenses for thein Serena hotel for a full week.On hiss entrance to the stadium, he paid tickets for over two hundred people to enter and watch the match.

In his happy times,Ivan goes swimming and his most favorable beaches are speak resort munyonyo and entebbe resort beach.He also enjoys partying with his wife in Kampala’s most expensive clubs of silk,angeniour,cloud ten.More recently ,he was seen in an activity called boat cruising with his friends on lake Victoria were he bordered a ferry  took friends musician of Good life crew of weasel and radio.He bought expensive drinks,brown ladies and enjoyed the e  all night touring lake Victoria from munyonyo.This has made him Kampala’s giant spender taking over the ultimate philanthropist mike Ezra.

THRILLS,SPILLS AND CHILLS AT 50.

FOOT BALL:

Uganda Vs Ghana(1978)

So Bidandi ssali was the team coach,and only the one who took us to the Africa cup final in Accra with the likes of David obua jimmy kirunda were the only deal.We lost a final to the hosts but fact that our own boy Phillip Diamond,arguably uganda’sall time best footballer emerged top scorer with four a,chalk it up.

SC Villa Vs Akol

Certainly the event was at villa park.In 2004,with the league at its final shot,Lira based AKOL PFC was already relegated but SC villa needed to over turn goal difference in doubles figures to wrestle then title from the rival Express. Akol had no wish to turn up for the match but villa ensured akol field nine players that spent 90 minutes picking their nostrils in the pitch with the goal keepers role being to pick the balls from the net.Twenty two unanswered goal;s and villa sealed their consecutive league  title.However, this was like a curse because villa has never won the league title again.

Fimbo Mukasa:

Forty five goals is not something you can score in a season of just 36 matches,unless you are messi,Andrew  mukasa aka fimbo for hi s long shots in foot ball,was a magical striker that turned villa park into a hip hop lyric where  fans turned up to enjoy  football ll music.He scored 45 goals for villa in 1999 campaign,a record that stands to date.While playing for kobs in south Africa,he missed a seater,and when given dress-down by captain ibra ssekajja,he exerted revenge in style ,dribbling past defenders and with the net begin g for thew ball,he stopped and yelled for ssekajja to  return and score.Sadly fimbo became a mental case and in the past few years he used to stay in kajjansi.

BOXING:

Moses golora revolution

Kicking boxing was yet another sport until5thwe boy from kawempe emerged.He churned out the most quotable rib crackers to become a household name.Over night he declared that he had 18 professional fights and had won fifteen of them by KO.We believed him,he said he would  turn Nagy black-we believed him Nagy thumped him,he stole the belt-we believed him.Hew then brought Zamboki who turned him into pasture-again we believed his dislocation excuse in the leg.Today, Titus tugume can afford to fight malik kaliisa and funs will come.And if Golola decides to fight again,fans will buy the tickets

DISPUTES OVER DIAYOU ISLANDS

DISPUTES OVER DIAYOU ISLANDS:

Wars are now commonly known in middle east countries such as  Iraq, Afghanistan,Lebanon,Syria,However, when one is told that japan has gone into war,he or she remembers it’s declaration of not involving  in any war after USA’s nuclear attack on its provinces of Hiroshima Nagasaki.Every one wants to know China’s military strength because its now the world’s economic super power.

Diauyou islands are bordering china and japan,however all these two claim ownership and control of  the islands.During Japan’s occupation on china, it  took over tithe  control of these e islands in 1895.These islands are rich in minerals such as oil, coal,sink and are good fishing grounds and landing site for big water vessels.

China claims ownership and control that bit occupied the islands after after its colonial wars urges japan to follow and respect the results of colonial wars.However Japan  claims also ownership saying that it brought the islands from  two men privately owing them.This has caused tension between china the second world economic super power and Japan the third respectively.

 

Both countries have engaged  the despite in militarism were china has deployed 2 war vessels,military planes patrolling the islands It has even gone further and equipped its Navy bridge making it ready for war despite it the greatest in the world.Japan has also started training navy soldiers despite its declaration of not involving in any  war in the world after its defeat by USA.

However this has also attracted  foreign attention where European countries such as Britain,USA,Ger+man,Rasia thow  they are only calling for dialogue than war.USA has gone further and even deployed two military ships to patrol the islands.This has made chines citizen to demonstrate in Beijing demanding it to leave the islands

THE ULTIMATE PARTY ANIMALS UGANDA HAS EVER HAD N ITS 50 YEAR OF INDEPENDENCE

 

Kasirye Gwanga.

We the ones who enjoy partying,first came across him as a bush man,After settling in, he was seen dancing away to band like the Afrigo.He was known to throw parties at his home were the entire neighborhood merry for the  entire weekend.

During his stay in Ntinda,he proclaimed him self as the area LC one chairman and one of his laws was every family in the village had to celebrate Christmas from his home were they would feast to a whole bull and brewing.More recently David lutalo’s album launch of Ngumbazange,he was seen in a woman’s arms busy enjoying the dance.

ZARI”the big boss lady”

The lazy press always referred to her as South Africa based even when we kept seeing her partying in Kampala for six months in Rows,while Bad black threw black -par5ties,Zari held white ones at Governor as a preferred place.The competition the two turned Kampala night worth interesting in places were they happened It is preferred to people to pay more attention to Zari than the D.Now,the big boss has gone quiet a sign that shows she is looking for more partying funds.

BAD BLACK.

She took the “shooting”business to another level.The prostitute would walk into a club  and order”give them”,then she would par5ty,get very wild and then beat up fellow girls for crimes such as over looking at her meddie.She is not throwing a black Uganda @50 party any time  co z she is serving a 4 year jail in luzira prison.

KABAKA MUTEESA.

being the Buganda king,Politically the first Ugandan  president,The king had royal swag,he just did not party with  the riffraff.This is why he often called private parties in his royal palace.During the parties, he used to dance not Nankasa, lingala but Jazz and always  stepped out of hi palace to clubs  such as black cat and Suzanna.It is said that he continued such swagarific way s even in exile in London

THE EVOLUTION AND EFFECTS OF UNDERWEARS IN UGANDA

when the never to be seen in public undergarment was let to loose in the light of day,i was saddened.

Just when did it become okay .to display your knickers and worse still,the crack of your bottom,in public?Underwear has certainly existed from “tajiris” and the so called mothers union to tinny little string things which leave nothing to be imagination.Do not get me wrong , i do not begrudge any body the little string things ; they only become a problem only when they are blatantly exposed at the top of low cut jeans.

Evolution of underwears

There was a time when the only people who were  likely to know what kind of knickers you had on your self, your mate {assuming you had one],and perhaps the nurse wielding the dreaded quinine syringe.Those days are long,long gore as more and more misguided women (and men!) decide that it is cool to display your knickers ,underpants for all to see.

Even more mockingly unthinkable is when they decide to display them  not only peeling out of the waistline of a low-cut pair of jeans ,but also peeping from the hemline of a mini dress or skirt.People with swag now put on thong,g-strings,hipster pants,riothong pants and the tango.

Such new brands have led to moral decay in our culture and this has been criticized by all leaders at all levels  most especially the cultural, religious and political leaders.Young girls especially those at universities nearly walk naked,boys its like such styles are becoming their Hobie.Such styles have also greatly contributed to invasion of bad western practices sch as prostitution  and guying among the young youths some thing that has caused tension and pressure  among our leaders.

In clubs such as silk monalisa,agenour obligato now ladies nearly move naked because of such new imported styles that have made the never to be gametes to be seen in such ways.

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